Mafia is Awesome

{{To the tune of the song from the Discovery Channel Commercial: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=at_f98qOGY0 }}

I love the lynches.
I love the bandwagons.
I love the role claims.
And the mind f'kery.
I love the whole game,
And all the messed up roles.
Boom De Yadda
Boom De Yadda
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I love the fakeclaims
And all the lies and stuff.
I love the mafia.
I love the bastardmods.
I love the whole game,
And everyone who plays.
Boom De Yadda
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Boom De Yadda

I love the counterclaims.
I love the Night Actions.
I love suspicions,
And paranoia.
I love the whole game,
And all its foolishness
Boom De Yadda
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I love the Inventor.
I love the Dreaming God.
I love the Arsonist.
I love the Godfather.
I love the whole game,
And it's uncertainty.
Boom De Yadda
Boom De Yadda
Boom De Yadda
Boom De Yadda

Mafia is awesome.

The Founding Fathers had it wrong

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